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Always wanted to see your name in neon lights? Or is your idea of fun, hanging upside down, by a thread in a sequin leotard?

If so, then this may well be the sort of crazy place that you could come to call home.

We don’t hold auditions, unless we’ve got something very special up our sleeves, but we do have our very own talent scout, Mr Majeika our performing Sea Lion. He is a fine, atrocious beast of many talents who can stand unaided on just one whisker, whilst whistling for his fish supper.

He welcomes all submissions but beware he eats Fine Art paintings or reproductions for breakfast.

He is neither a fan of minimalism nor reductionism.

He does have a marshmallow soft spot for colourful, delicate creatures that tug at his heartstrings.

Do follow the ensuing instructions very carefully though, for he doesn’t suffer fools gladly.

Please send him a brief statement introducing yourself & your work.

Don’t forget to include a link to your website or an example of your portfolio in a PDF format under 5MB to

Please be patient, he get’s a high volume of fan mail & responding to emails with flippers is a very time consuming business.

Now come along don’t be shy…